Escapade in Camden town are providing you chorus girls and boys 10% off their show stopping stage gear for The Sound of Musicals party at KOKO on Saturday 31st. Just like the stars of stage and screen, YOU get special treatment as well. Bask in it!
Claim your discount either online at the checkout quoting “BROADWAY” as the promotional code, or in person with a Guilty Pleasures flyer (one for this month, not one from three years ago mind…) at the shop at 45/46 Chalk Farm Road, NW1.
But who to be? What guise of the musical world to adopt for the evening? Let’s have a peruse of the virtual aisles and see just what’s on offer.
Grease is the word
Danny Zuko, the heartthrob blue-eyed, be-quiffed star of Grease was one of John Travolta’s iconic roles of his career (Battlefield Earth was the other obvs…) so who wouldn’t want to slip into his tight t shirt and wig for the night and make the girls swoon? Vernon Kay certainly would judging by the model above who bears a striking resemblance to him. Well, beats doing the Flora cuisine ads with your mam hey Vernon?
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I’m sexy and I know it. (No one else agrees.)
Fancy dress for girls always has to scream SEXY in a real classy way doesn’t it? There’s always bits of shiny pleather knocking about in certain regions and not a great deal of skirt. So why not ramp up the “I’m into doing it” vibe as a syphilis-riddled, absinthe-sozzled, legs-akimbo Moulin Rouge star. Now girls, who doesn’t want to be THAT?
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Punch me I won’t feel a thing. Seriously, try it.
A man made of tin, who doesn’t have a heart. Or was it a brain? Either way, he’s actually not made of tin here, which is good because it would be a bugger trying to dance with tin legs. Noticeably here, this Tin Man is sporting a pair of smart dress shoes. Good to see ye olde wood cutters took pride in their footwear. Long may the tradition continue, no matter how wrong it looks.
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Porky Princess
She’s not your average sty dweller. She can sing (sort of), she can dance (well, again, kind of) and will karate chop you into silence if you say any different. Ask Kermit. Admittedly the thought of dressing as a pig isn’t an attractive one but this is no ordinary pig. She can talk for a start and has a mean line in put downs. Who doesn’t want to be Miss Piggy?
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Get in the habit
Climb every mountain and solve a problem like Maria in one fail swoop as a nun. However we don’t recommend fishnet tights for hiking up hills. A more comfortable sock with blister protection might be best. And more appropriate in Jesus’s eyes anyway.
