That’s what we all want everyone to say to us at the Hawaii Beach Party on Saturday 30th at KOKO don’t we? Not, “oh, didn’t anyone say we were going out?” when you turn up in your trackie bottoms teamed with a greying white vest.
We want you to look your very best for our Aloha Hawaii party as we really care. Also, we have to look at you all night so do us a favour a shape up yeah?
We can help with this as we’ve got our good friends over at Escapade in Camden Town to give you a 10% discount on their beach party garb, so not only will you be fit for the ball / beach (beach ball?) but you will be making a saving too! SO KIND.
Have a look at what they’ve got on offer on their splendid site here then order away, quote ALOHA at the checkout and 10% off is thine. You’re welcome, no really, it’s fine.
Here’s a few picks to get you started, otherwise GO AND GET SHOPPING
For those somewhat adverse to the whole dressing up thing, firstly stop being so boring. However, we know some of you don’t want to go the whole hog, but still want to be part of the party so how about a lei? It’s your basic level fancy dress and this one costs just £1.50, or £1.35 with your discount so you’re not even forking out loads to get in the island groove. It’s the ideal cheapskate / miserable soul’s accessory for the night. Go and get one and cheer up.
According to the catalogue, this here get up is called Hawaiian Hunk. Really? How? Maybe a transformation occurs when you put it on. Perhaps this sexual magnetism is not relayed through a website and it’s only apparent in the flesh. At the moment it looks like a polyester migraine, but maybe when it’s on the title comes into play. Try it and see. What have you got to lose? (apart from £23.99 and maybe the respect of your friends, but you can always get new ones so it’s just the cash really. Oh try it, you’d only spend it on lager)
This is what the women of Hawaii keep their chests encased within. A shell bra like the one above. However, this here bra is neither supportive nor made of actual shells so not actually fulfilling its job or title at all. BUT it might bag you a date as you stroll around KOKO with most of your top shelf on display so no bad thing really.
For other ideas, come to the Escapade site