For April’s KOKO party, we’re off to the Circus! Or rather, we are turning KOKO into a Circus. Either way, it’s all about the Circus with performers of that there world taking to the stage alongside our cast of clowns / djs / dancers to create the biggest show in town! TICKETS OVER HERE
Our good friends at Escapade Fancy Dress are offering our party goers 10% off their range of circus attire so you can deck yourself out in some suitable styles for the evenings revelry. That’s awfully good of them isn’t it?
To claim your discount, quote RINGMASTER at the check out when you’re buying your wares and top togs for less are yours!
Head on over to the site here to see what they have or peruse our selection below to get you started.
Alright? Ringmaster here. Don’t mess.
The Ringmaster is basically the boss of the circus. He holds the whole show together and decides who will perform in his big top. What he says, GOES. That’s why he has a whip. It’s to keep unruly clowns and sea lions in check. So BEHAVE.
BUY RINGMASTER COSTUME
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This isn’t a real elephant. It’s a costume
Guilty Pleasures is a cruelty free circus. There’s no performing tigers in high heels and lipstick. A mistake some would say. However there is room for ridicule, so why not opt for this by dressing up as an extremely life-like elephant? If your mates mock you then just get better mates. Or set the Ringmaster and his whip on them. That’ll shut them up.
BUY ELEPHANT COSTUME
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Cross my palm with silver, I’ll tell you a load of crap then go and spend it on cheap liquor.
Need a way to make an fast buck? Then dress as a Fortune Teller and tell people their future in exchange for money. 50p to start off, don’t price yourself too high. Don’t worry, you don’t need to be trained or psychic. Just say nice stuff then they’ll probably pay you more. (GP takes no responsibility for promises of riches, swanky holidays and hunky men wanting to marry you actually being a reality)
BUY FORTUNE TELLER COSTUME
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Eat your heart out Mr Universe. Check these muscles
Women are so fickle. They make out they’re interested in personality, intellectual stimulation and looks don’t count etc, but see a guy in a skimpy get up and a six pack and they’ll jump on him. So men, take advantage of this and clamber into this strongman costume and see them swarm!
BUY STRONGMAN COSTUME
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Clown shoes. As seen on the S/S 2012 catwalks.
Clowns. A divisive profession. Loved by weirdos and terrifying for others. If you feel the full blown clown is too much, then perhaps just opt for a clown accessory. Nose is way too obvious. Shoes are much cooler. You could tell everyone they’re designer. They probably won’t believe you though.
BUY CLOWN SHOES
