It’s a nightmare deciding what to wear to a party isn’t it? Well fret thee not as your GP wardrobe fairy is here to aid your clothing woe with fashionable stylings for the Let’s Get Physical Disco Workout Party at Deaf Institute this Saturday April 2nd.
We have taken our cue from popular culture as to what to adorn our bodies with and generally learn how to dazzle in a gym class. It seems being a bit loose helps…
I’m Jamie Lee Curtis – behold my pelvis of power!
If the thought of moving your limbs faster than snails pace sends you weeping into a tub of ice cream, then Jamie Lee Curtis may change your mind with her turn in the film Perfect as a somewhat slutty aerobics instructor with a heavy fixation on crotch-based routines. Here she is performing a bizarre mating ritual in her class with co-star John Travolta, as they air-hump across the room at each other in pretend sweat-drenched stretch cotton in a desperate bid to prove how good they are at doing it. We’re not convinced. Even less so in those shorts JT…
Exercise – beware its randiness
Olivia Newton John – Good girl gone bad
What with all those endorphins whirling about the body as one is strapped to a stationary bike in front of MTV, it’s no wonder that the power of the gym and its quest for the body beautiful corrupted sweet girl next door Olivia Newton-John to a suggestive trollop all within the flex of a tricep. The euphoric states reached in these soulless, air-conditioned basements are clearly the perfect breeding ground to turn us into genitally charged nymphs fixated on action of the downstairs kind. BAN THIS SICK FILTH
Aerobics – not just for the ladies
Bet you can’t do this can you? It hurts a bit, to be honest
Think aerobics are too girly for men? All that skipping about to dance remixes of chart hits is no way aggressive enough for the male species. Making inappropriate grunting noises whilst picking up heavy things and contorting ones face into an unappealing grimace is the only way that tough guys get ripped. Well, you’ll think again once you see these towers of masculinity in diamante studded vest tops from the 1987 National Aerobics Championships. Try kicking your leg THIS high without straining a hamstring. Now, that’s a REAL man: