A real Aussie surfer! Fair dinkum
Saturday’s Bondi Beach Party photos are up and willing your eyes to come and look at them. You can do that here
Go on, it’s too hot to do anything else. You may as well stare at yourself / strangers / drunks than do anything productive.
We’ve teamed up with the wonderful Escapade in Camden Town to give our dear GP attendees a splendid 10% discount off all Bondi Beach get ups for our KOKO party on Saturday 25th June. Bonza!
Head over to their online store now and have a look at what’s on offer. Then when you’ve selected your outfit of choice, at the checkout quote BONDI and 10% off is yours. It really is that simple. Here’s a few of our favourites from the shop:
I am a kangaroo. Honestly, this is what we look like.
Australia has many an indigenous animal, several beginning with the later K and kangaroos are arguably their most famous of this ilk. So why not dress up like one? Or maybe even one that looks like the kangaroos of children’s nightmares! It’s still a kangaroo after all even if it looks like a part-time murderer.
This is the traditional dress of Australia. They all wear them. All the time. Promise.
When in the hot and humid outback of Australia, flies can be a pesky nuisance. We don’t have this problem as we don’t live there and our summers last between 48 – 72 hours before it goes cold again. These here hats were invented to discourage the winged beasts from getting up in your grill by the swinging corks acting like a self perpetuating fly swat. Nifty. The fact that no one in Australia actually wears them hasn’t stopped us from our clichéd cultural stereotyping fun before and neither will it here. Put a cork on it!
Beer is what keeps us strong
Beer is what all people drink all the time in Australia. Children have miniature bottles at breaktime in schools like kids over here in the 80s with milk before Thatcher decided she wanted to see how far the “Brits have bad teeth” theory could go and stopped it. Meanwhile Australian kids are adept at drinking booze until they’re sober from an early age which stands them in good stead come adulthood. A lesson for us all.