Here you all are you big rabble.
Leis a go-go and lurid cocktails spilt on your espadrilles.
And indeed for your ears.
Sean Rowley has done a mix of some splendid tracks for the world to listen to. And it’s totally free! Consider it a gift if you like. Don’t worry you don’t have to get us anything in return, but we do like chocolates. And diamonds.
We’ve teamed up with our good friends Escapade over in Camden Town who are the finest purveyors of fancy dress in the capital and indeed the land. They are offering 10% off all beach party costumes and accessories for GP attendees so they can look their best for less at our disco holiday indoors next Saturday 28th May.
Have a whirl around the site, select your attire, quote WHAM! at the checkout to claim your discount and marvel at the savings you’ve made on manmade fibre creations! Huzzah!
Here are a few picks for the party to get you off to a good start:
Can’t get ahead, get a hat
Or wig, which is basically a hairy hat. At Club Tropicana it’s all about looking good – see here and what looks better than a great big do of highlighted triumph upon one’s head? For balding men, it could be the solution you seek. For balding women, you too! Teamed with teeny speedos and homosexuality securely bolted away in the closet for a few years and YOU are good to GO!
The world of fruit is foolishly neglected when it comes to attire. Carmen Miranda’s headgear of Ian Beale’s best market offerings has been cruelly looked over when it comes to fashion. But why? Might be because of the temptation to eat your own clothes thus rendering you nude is an ever-present danger, so to avoid exposure / prison charges how about a pretend coconut shell bra! After all who’d want to eat that? It looks horrid! PROBLEM SOLVED.
Padding solves ones weighty woes
Are you a weed? Does the thought of stepping out in shorts and a vest for the party fill you with dread? Well worry not wimps of London, for we have the solution! This lifeguard get up and its impeccable pectorals will have you turning heads as you strut across the dancefloor. So what if you’re not white! Everyone will be leathered anyway and won’t notice the colour mismatch. Yeah, they may touch you and realise your skin is oddly furry but just pour more booze down them and strut on good man, strut on.
We’re getting in the moody for Saturday night’s shindig down in Brighton and where better to relive those dizzy hedonistic days of Wham! and their chart splendour than by the seaside?
Ice creams a go-go, copious pina coladas and non-stop pop, it’s going to be Brighton’s best start to summer since this record was released! Are you going to be there? You better had be as your life is just about to get remarkably better.
Pete Wiggs from St Etienne is our super, special guest dj which is dreadfully exciting, so grab your speedos, wayfarers and your ticket for a fabulous party of pop!