We love Elton.
We love his brilliant songs. We love his crap wig. We love David Furnish. We love the fact he is an old Dad. We love the Red Piano. We love his spending habits.
But most of all we love this Elton:
And this one:
And this one:
And by HECK this one:
We miss those Eltons. They aren’t around any more since he knocked the old dress up on the head three years ago.
He’s still well turned out for his gigs of course, with the odd jazzy motif upon a sleeve, snazzy pair of specs etc, but there is a high proportion of this these days:
And frankly it’s just no comparison to this:
We love Elton. We feel we’ve made this clear. But can we have the old one back now please? Come on Elt, dig out them big shoes and that. We miss it.
